I drove a mate’s EV last year. A nice one, too. One of those sleek, whisper-quiet machines that everyone’s supposed to be losing their mind over. It accelerated beautifully. The touchscreen was enormous. The seats were comfortable enough to sleep in.
And about ten minutes in, I realised I felt absolutely nothing.
No drama. No theatre. No sense that I was operating something that had any genuine relationship with the road beneath me. Just… motion. Smooth, competent, totally disconnected motion. Like being inside a very fast elevator.
I’ve been thinking about why that is ever since.
The Car Used to Have a Personality. Sometimes a Bad One.
Ask anyone who’s owned a ’69 Mustang, a VB Commodore, a mid-90s Subaru WRX or even a battered old XD Falcon what their car was like. They won’t give you a spec sheet. They’ll tell you stories.
They’ll tell you it ran hot when it was angry. That you had to pump the clutch a certain way in winter. That there was a particular rev range where it just sang. That it pulled slightly left and you compensated without thinking because after 60,000 kilometres, you knew each other.
That’s not a fault. That’s a relationship.
Modern EVs don’t have personalities. They have modes. “Sport.” “Comfort.” “Eco.” A selection of artificial experiences curated by a software team in California. The car doesn’t have quirks; it has settings. There’s a difference, and the difference matters more than the engineers who built these things seem to understand.
The Sound Problem
Let me say something that will get me laughed out of a Tesla forum: the engine sound of an old car is not a flaw. It is the voice of the machine.
When you pushed a ’74 Charger through a corner, or wound out a Triumph TR6 on an open road, or even just sat at the lights in a turbo diesel Land Cruiser and felt that low, diesel-clatter idle, you were getting information. Constant, analogue, tactile information about what the engine was doing, how hard it was working, what it needed.
That sound was feedback. It connected the driver to the mechanical reality underneath the bonnet in a way that no amount of digital dashboards can replicate.
EVs are near-silent by design, and silence is sold as a feature. I get it. I understand the logic. But silence also means isolation. You’re in a pod. The road, the engine, the speed are all happening outside you, and you are merely being transported.
Classic cars didn’t transport you. They involved you.
Steel, Rubber, and the Weight of Consequence
There’s something about the physicality of older vehicles that modern cars (not just EVs) have been progressively engineering out of the experience.
Get into a 1970s or 1980s car and the steering wheel actually fights back. Not aggressively. Just… honestly. The feedback through the column tells you about the road surface, the grip, the weight transfer through a corner. You can feel the tyre squirm before it gives way.
Drive a modern EV, or hell, drive most modern cars, and the steering is electrically assisted to the point of numbness. You’re moving a cursor. You’re not driving; you’re directing.
Old cars made you feel the consequence of your inputs. There was weight in the pedals, throw in the gear lever, resistance in the wheel. You weren’t insulated from the machine. You were part of it.
That has a psychological effect that I don’t think people talk about enough. When something responds to your touch, when you have to develop a physical relationship with an object over time, it becomes yours in a way that nothing with a touchscreen ever quite can.